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Reddington

A unit of measurement, which measures how far an act gets you to getting laid.

1 Reddington means the action has directly lead to sex.
A few reddingtons can mean you are close (i.e. being only a few away), but negative Reddingtons means it has actually hurt your chances of having sex.
"So I thought helping this girl study for her midterms would just be a nice thing to do, apparently it was Reddington worthy."
"Really?"
"Yep, she fucked me"

"Hitting on this girl who already has a boyfriend was an awful idea."
"Go figure right? You're definitely in the negative Reddingtons now, and with all her friends she told too."
by StormyRain May 12, 2013
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michael eddington

A Starfleet officer from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" who betrayed his commander and caused him to chase Eddington all around the galaxy and he could never escape. He died by getting shot...a lot.
EDDINGTON!...Michael Eddington, you betrayed your uniform!
by knowledgeman October 5, 2006
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Weddington

A high school located in Union County North Carolina. This school contains many of the stereotypical "dumb blondes". This school is also known as "Preppington" because there are many mean preppy people who attend this school. This is a school you do not want to find yourself at.
Weddington High School contains many white, rich, and snobby kids.
by A senior at Weddington May 15, 2010
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Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.
The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.
by Ketatlas April 17, 2015
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the reddington

When you Shotgun a beer and use that beer as a waterfall bong at the same time, after shotgunning the beer you take the hit that is left over from the waterfall. and you have successfully completed the reddington
to successfully complete the reddington you need a Waterbottle full of beer with a hole at the bottom for your mouth, slide on top to pull after and something to smoke (legal of course)
by David Preston Midgley Jr. February 14, 2009
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Dry Doddington

Village in England, however can also be described as being not sexually aroused, would often be used by those of the upper class.
'Oh dear i'm afraid you've given me a Dry Doddington with those acts'
by TheGreatPozzMan June 3, 2019
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teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.
cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'
by loser999 December 11, 2007
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