Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
by salu1999 May 25, 2010
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These people generally let their emotions control their actions and words, instead of using logic, reason, and truth.
These people generally let their emotions control their actions and words, instead of using logic, reason, and truth.
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I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.
by bachass April 24, 2010
Get the Decorate her face like a cake mug.An often well-meaning, "for the people", type that gets caught up in the circular arguments of rhetoric spouting windbags. The inability to assert one's self in said situations.
With a majority held in the House and the Senate, and a democratic President, a demotard will often find a way to seem inept, with in-fighting and bickering with retardicans.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010
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'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
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the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.
The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.
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