Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

declassify

To change from formal clothing into casual clothing.

Friend 1: Hey, do you want to hang out after (formal event)?
Friend 2: Sure. Let's meet up in half an hour. That'll give us both a chance to declassify.

by MarvelynInGreen May 10, 2013

declansexual

When your so madly in love with Declan ogden😍

Hey , I think im declansexual , i love declan so so much

by Mat jenner March 23, 2021