A real loser. Normally very slow. Can’t hold onto a job and very abusive to others. Has a cute face but no brain. Always stealing others belongs. A big liar. Abusive towards women. The guy everyone thinks is DL.
by Moni&T May 15, 2022
Get the Deantrey mug.An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.
Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.
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Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.
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by Toronto English Teacher March 2, 2011
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Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
Typical Deafyslexia Example:
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
by ACinKo May 17, 2014
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Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
by stockman09 October 5, 2007
Get the e-deaf mug.The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.
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Get the Deafstroke mug.Time of day. When someone has to get up far earlier than usual, it's daft o'clock. Generally, anything before dawn is daft o'clock.
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