Dealer Time

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

by DC Black July 2, 2009

speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.

"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"

by kizzamatch November 21, 2013

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

Cock dealer

Adapted from Russian for " how're you"
Writes "как дела" and phonetically should be read "Kak dela"

EN Hi, how're you?
RU Привет. как дела? (Privet. kak dela?)
Slang Hey cock dealer.

by one2much April 1, 2019

deagler

pro hacker on gmod ok?

Wow watch out, It's deagler! We're fucked.

by totallynotmyg0tlol February 17, 2014

Gun dealer

The unlawful dealing of a firearm from Lander Police Department

Lander Police Department are all gun dealers.

by Xiam August 17, 2018

Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019