dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.

by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015

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Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

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Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

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Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

by irsY January 29, 2024

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What's the word, dead old bird?

A funny way of saying 'what's up'.

Person 1: What's the word, dead old bird?
Person 2: Nothing much.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

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deadbird

Deadbirding is when you fall (usually while rockclimbing) and get cornholed by a tree or similar structure.

Tom - Dude, be careful, if you come off of that overhang you're going to pendulum and deadbird right on to that tree.

Jeremy - Yeah, got it...umm...oops...Fallling!

*swings*

*deadbirds*

Tom - Ooohhh. Yeah, just like that....

by scm2011 March 4, 2011

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