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darwin-proof

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021
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Abnormality Dancin' Girl

Basically, a dark depressing Vocaloid song, story is uncovered in the form of diaries.

The diary entries basically tell the whole story of the song so I’ll explain it based on them.

Story follows a purple haired girl I call Tame, She is pretty much the opposite of another classmate, who I call Nanamiya. Tame is at the lowest of her class, while Nanamiya is the highest. Tame begins obsessing over Nanamiya, falling in love with her out of desperation for better grades. She begins having strange dreams where she watches Nanamiya dance with a stranger, before looking at Tame. Tame goes crazy over this, presumably committing suicide by the end of the story. (Im using an extremely scuffed version due to the character limit of this goofy ahh site.)
Person 1: Wsg, you heard bout Abnormality Dancin' Girl?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit slaps, but holy fuck, why did they make it so depressing?

Person 1: Idk bro, but the Purple haired girl looking kind of submissive and breed-

Person 2: (In a cringy rp way points a gun at Person 1) Shut.
by GoldenFartRequiem February 13, 2023
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Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.
1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.
by clownsec December 17, 2014
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doggy dancing

When a girl is dancing with a guy and rubs her ass all over him. Also known as grinding, inspired by the similarly name sexual position.

latin origin: canis; dansus.
"damn, look at them bitches doggy dancing! that shit is off the hook."

"dude did you see that chick doggy dancing? supa fly."
by Brian In The Kitchen April 6, 2013
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Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
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mexican sugar dancing

When you dig up a mostly rotted corpse, hook it up with wires that connect to a source of electricity, puppeteer it and have people pay to have sex with it.
"Man I am so low on money right now. I should start mexican sugar dancing."
by UnicornPony_69 October 14, 2016
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SYBIL DANNING

B-Movie Actress of the 1980's and early 1990's best known for her scantily-clad characters and gratuitous nudity, blending a tough persona and ass-kicking attitude with raw sex appeal. The 80's archetype of "tough and sexy", the kind of actress who'd fanboys bow down to and worship at her feet, even licking her boots to pay homage!
Ever see a movie with Sybil Danning in it? That chick filled out a bikini like a friggin' Amazon but I wouldn't get too close, she might cut ya balls off!
by KnightWrite December 9, 2010
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