the town that supports the gangsta' rap industry. populated primarily by upper class whites who drive late-model german cars.
by pitboss February 22, 2006
A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)
DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around
by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree
DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around
by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree
Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.
by MY NAME! How dare you ask me what MY NAME is!! October 16, 2005
Danville is a small town in northern california, about a half hour from oakland/sf. Danville children are judgemental and think they're better than everyone else, and it's never true. If you aren't popular in Danville, your life will completely suck. Teenagers in Danville have fun by starting shit with eachother, taking pictures 24/7 and putting them on facebook, and pretending they're happy. No one in Danville is really slutty, they're basically all just virgins. No one at either San Ramon or Monte Vista has gotten pregnant, and everyone lies about who they sleep with. In general, the girls who attend San Ramon think they're prettier than they actually are. There are no hot guys at San Ramon. Everyone says they are open minded, but thats an obvious lie because secretly everyone hates eachother. Danville is home to probably the fakest people you will ever meet. To prove that they are cool to others, students will smoke marijuana and play beerpong, and take pictures of all of this to post on facebook. Kids in Danville are rich, exclusive and self-absorbed...except for Del Amigo kids, they're just trash.
by lolstop February 06, 2009
A town in the Bay Area 40 mins east of San Francisco. It is a town full of racist rich white people that have no personality. Everybody is judgmental and fake to eachother. Nobody’s wealth in this community was built from scratch by themselves, millions of dollars are passed down by family. These people go to college, drop out or maybe even graduate, and come back to this town to live the rest of their lives as they have more kids. And most of the teenagers here are obnoxious, there’s 2 types of those kids:
1. The country kid with an under 2.0 GPA that acts hard and drives a brand new F-150 that his dad bought him
2. The white kid who wants to be hood, says the N word, forces his voice and how he talks, and talks about how he “came from the trenches” even though he lives in a gated community
1. The country kid with an under 2.0 GPA that acts hard and drives a brand new F-150 that his dad bought him
2. The white kid who wants to be hood, says the N word, forces his voice and how he talks, and talks about how he “came from the trenches” even though he lives in a gated community
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf November 26, 2021
A town full of "rich" people. 99% of the girls are sluts and 99% of the boys are stupid assholes. 1% of the total population has an iq of over 105 (me included). Schools are famous for having the shittiest anti hack system that kids like me who are smart enough and have the motivation unlike me can easily bypass any and all security.
Danville dumbass: HURR DURRP IM STUPID *Flashes*
Smart Danville guy: I can see why our city has a bad name...
Smart Danville guy: I can see why our city has a bad name...
by Tehpwnzorzwittehpen0rz January 05, 2011
A Danville Girl is like a stereotypical white girl, but worse. The typical danville girl lives on Starbucks, Vitality Bowl, and Cream, and is rarely found wearing any other clothing brand besides Lulu Lemon leggings, Brandy Melville, uggs, and Converse High Tops. They usually wake up at 6 am every morning to flat iron the absolute shit out of their hair and put on way too much eyeliner for school, even though they say they slept in and woke up at 7:10 and almost missed their bus for the illusion that they look that way naturally. After school every day, they can be seen in a large group, often times wearing matching skirts, taking a photo on their white iPhones. Danville Girls are the type of girls that can make even a Camelback waterbottle mainstream. Danville Girls try to flaunt their virtually non-existent boobs, and think every guy they talk to wants to date them. They think they are hipsters, and are all wannabe tumblr girls. They frequently throw parties whenever they get a new 100 followers on Instagram. Danville Girls only travel in large heards, much like zombies, and they will appear lost if they are ever alone. When they sneeze, they scream to attract as much attention to themselves as possible. They are, for lack of a better word, attention whores. If you ever find yourself in the wake of a Danville Girl, either run, or give her a starbucks giftcard as a peace offering.
by Marilyn 5SOS October 01, 2013
Tiny town in south eastern New Hampshire with one road in, one road out. There is one set of lights, approximately 11 streetlights, and a gas station. However, the gas station does have ice cream, pizza, and a general store... so they don't totally live in the dark. The town had an epidemic a few centuries ago killing off many of the residents. Since then, its been built back up with transplants mostly from Methuen. Really. Ask the neighbors. Chances are they are from Methuen too.
Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.
Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.
by Chalet May 03, 2008