Dandruff

When your hair is messed up and theres nothing you can do about it because your too busy itching

Guy:DUDE, Your hair is throwing flakes at me.
Other Guy: Yeah it's my dandruff.

by ThatScaryKidd April 3, 2008

Dandruff

flakey white things in hair

alda has alot of dandruff

by christie papa May 12, 2008

Dandruff

A person whose dance moves are all head and shoulders.

She’s all dandruff when she dances

by Wanderinghobo June 21, 2019

Dandruff

Dandruff is a new sex term for when a guy cums in a bag and lets it sit for 2 weeks until it dries. Then whips the bag out of his closet while doing his lady friend in the behind and crushes the solid cum to make dusty dandruff like flakes that land in her hair. Dandruff.

Broheim last weekend i totally dandruffed my favorite lady friend!!!

by Benjamin Garza February 15, 2009

Dandruff

The semen your hair produces if you dont wash it.

I really had alot of dandruff last night!

by Dark Souldier November 11, 2006

Dandruff

referring to a person/object/situation that locates itself beside you or in your proximity (literal or figurative) that is less than desired.

"Yo man, that new girlfriend of yours is suckin' you dry. You need to brush that dandruff right off! Seriously, Desonex the chick!"

"Mikey, you're freakin' dandruff! You always show up at the worst time!"

by Matty P. October 20, 2006

Dandruff

someone who acts like they are all that, but in reality everyone thinks they are a freaking retard.

no one likes dandruffs because they are annoying.

by fafter April 15, 2006