Dandelion 

Noun. Elderly waif man that can't carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.

Fred Weaver was walking with Dr. Jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.

Dandelion by [e-mail] August 13, 2010

Dandelion 

A bastard blossom, a parasitic pansy, an annoying destructive weed which can be fermented into decent wine.

The word "dandelion" is derived from French, and means "lion's tooth" because of the dandelion's toothed leaves.

Dandelion by nethcev! August 24, 2006

dandelion 

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.

Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!

dandelion by Big L May 7, 2004

Dandelion 

Blowjob

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."

Dandelion by heetee! May 19, 2010

Dandelion 

The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.

Dude she like totally gave me a dandelion after one hell of a blowjob yesterday.

Dandelion by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 5, 2017

dandelion 

Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.

See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"

Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.

The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.

dandelion by Nice Clean Lawn July 23, 2009

dandelion 

used as substitute for the word FUCK.
also used as an expression.

person 1: what the dandelion are you talkin about bitch?!
bitch: *rolls her eyes*

dandelion by chocoSomething June 28, 2010