An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
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A.K.A Grace Helbig is a vlogger on mydamnchannel and Youtube. She vlogs 5 days a week on topics which include:
- Hazing the crap out of her 'viewsers' on a Tuesday.
- Reviewing things on Wednesday (which can almost always be improved with a shot of Baileys).
- Tutorials on Thursday (most of the time it's related to food that contains a worrying amount of cheese.)
- Sex advice on Friday (i.e. how to clean a toilet).
Basically, she's the fabulous bitch you wish you were.
- Hazing the crap out of her 'viewsers' on a Tuesday.
- Reviewing things on Wednesday (which can almost always be improved with a shot of Baileys).
- Tutorials on Thursday (most of the time it's related to food that contains a worrying amount of cheese.)
- Sex advice on Friday (i.e. how to clean a toilet).
Basically, she's the fabulous bitch you wish you were.
"What's up f*ckers? It's *insert day of the week* here on dailygrace and you know what that means!" *cue jingle*
by hauntedfool July 8, 2011
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by Kay May 16, 2004
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To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.
The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.
To a lesser extent, this phrase can be used to describe a woman who is receiving sex an a regular basis.
The receiving of the 'daily vitamins' refers to the male's semen entering the woman's body in some way.
by TheGuyWithTheSleeves January 7, 2012
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Me - "Yo, have you heard of M24's Daily Duppy? It's fuckin lit."
Friend - "Nah, you trippin. Unknown T's was better. His wordplay and flow was mwad, fam."
Friend - "Nah, you trippin. Unknown T's was better. His wordplay and flow was mwad, fam."
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