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Productivity Czar 

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.
I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.
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A tune czar is someone who decides that they're in charge of the music that will be played in your car, on your stereo, on your Ipod or whatever. They get to decide everything that plays, with no input from you or anyone else.
Man, every time we get together Craig has to be the tune czar and play the same old tired-assed shit!
tune czar by Lexidelic May 6, 2009

Dick Czar 

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.
Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".
Dick Czar by Blindskate August 16, 2015

covid czar 

Someone who thinks they know everything about COVID rules and guidelines. They criticize everyone for not adhering to the rules... even though they don’t follow the rules themselves. They go as far as reporting people to the schools and government.
We got yelled at by the covid czar for not practicing social distancing, even though she wasn’t wearing a mask.
covid czar by WinterHavenLover December 12, 2020

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.
Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.
phoning the czar by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015
1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.
You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!
ass czar by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005