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Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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CredenceMusic

CredenceMusic is an online platform where songs are promoted.
They promote songs on social media pages & their official website- www.credenceofficial.com
Music Nerd- Wassup bruh, any new shit?
Me- Man I'm not CredenceMusic!!!
by I Freaked it!!! June 16, 2018
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farm cred

The rural counterpoint to "Street Cred," this term refers to respect earned in the organic farming and sustainable farming spheres.
She built up her farm cred by joining the board of the local CSA.
by AuntBetty January 1, 2009
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social credit

When your behavior is good you get social credits 我爱中国 The Wock is the #1 social credit holder 台湾不是一个国家
Me: "I love China"
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *

Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *

Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始,您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *

(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)
by Dimostheenis October 17, 2021
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Cyrena

As real as a doughnut. Ass so nice, cant help but write songs about it. A dime +99. Always leaves a light on for chemistry. Doesn’t know how to fail (Armageddon style). The Bonanza Commander. A passionately curious paradoxical firestorm with pyrogenic lightning.
New Dude: I met Cyrena last night, she is an exciting and sexy lady.

Friend: Yes, I love Cyrena, we always set the neighborhood on fire!
by Harrie Stamper April 23, 2020
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cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.
hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.
by Musch40 September 28, 2018
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Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019
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