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cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.
He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.
cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003
The residue that remains on the computer monitor after an unexpected sneeze while typing.
You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?

Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
cybersnot by Jayophonic November 30, 2009

Cyberstition 

Fear or suspicion that providing personal information such as a password or email address in order to access an application, website or other system could conceivably make one vulnerable to attack by phishers, hackers or viruses.
Bartleby preferred not to open his email on the grounds that he suspected his mailserver had been hacked although he knew he'd be ribbed by colleagues for cyberstition.
Cyberstition by helenhiccup December 16, 2010

Sony Cybershot 

The most awesome digital camera in the world
Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
Sony Cybershot by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

cybersitter 

The bane of every teenager's life

A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"

Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on

The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.

words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook

and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
cybersitter by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006

cyber slut 

A person who will act openly sexual on the internet, yet in real life will act prudent and contained.
She sent me some hot pics last night, but won't do shit in real life; she is such a cyber slut.
cyber slut by jmmmmu July 9, 2006