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cyberho

Someone who spends an enormous amount of time perusing internet sites and chat rooms in order to pimp him/herself.
A promiscuous person who advertises him/herself on the internet and then continually checks back for hits and new prey.
A ho who does most of her work over the internet.
My sister is a huge cyberho, she has ads and hits from guys on more than a hundred sites. That cyberho spends mad time at the computer!
by TheTruth999 July 3, 2006
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cyberhead

when a meatpuppet fantasizes about a hot chick giving him head.
meatpuppet : I teased her into giving me cyberhead.

audience: you da man!
by feral BH September 2, 2007
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Cyber Hoe

A women or man who acts like a hoe only online, sends nudes, talks dirty to many people. They don't do anything hoeish in person with people.
That girl Mariam is such a cyber hoe...
by Zombalatron December 18, 2017
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cyberholic

He was on the 'Net last night for 14 hours? Man, he's definitely a cyberholic.
by uclafalcon February 2, 2004
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cyberhooliganism

Computer network related mischief such as defacing websites or releasing a virus or worm, without causing serious disruptions to the general population, widespread panic nor terror.
It's base and despicable, and it causes real damage, but it's cyberhooliganism, not cyberterrorism.--Bruce Schneier
by anonymous March 6, 2004
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cyberhog

fat,greasy IT guys who spend the better part of their day destroying the toilets in the building with their greasy, runny deuces
tried to do a deuce but the cyberhog's from cyberdine whizzed all over the seat.
by Skeezer77 August 6, 2008
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Cyberhead

A Cyberhead is someone who is obsessed with their smartphone and/or social media.
Cyberheads can be found anywhere, in a coffee shop, on the metro, or walking down the street. Cyberheads are characterized by their almost-unblinking gaze that is locked on their handheld devices.
Many Cyberheads document every little thing in real life using their smartphone camera; whether it be mundane or remotely interesting, they collect moments of their life that lose value the second they pull out their phones and hit record.
Cyberheads are constantly on social media. If a Cyberhead forgets to carry their smartphone with them somewhere- expect a meltdown.
A Cyberheads phone almost never dies- it's always charging, and they will most likely bring a charger with them everywhere.
Many Cyberheads unabashedly speak in memes, and their version of humor and joking follows the format of a meme.
If you suspect someone is a Cyberhead, ask them, "When was the last time your phone dropped to 5% battery life or died?" If their answer is "Never," they are most likely a Cyberhead.
You can provoke a Cyberhead and bring out their true colors by doing something funny, or out of the ordinary, then coaxing them by saying, "Imagine if you got that on Snapchat?!"
If they become excited, they are most likely a Cyberhead, if they ask you to re-enact your funny, clumsy or spontaneous moment so they can document it through their smartphone camera- they are definitely a Cyberhead.
Sally: Oh my god you need to meet my friend Janice, she's so funny!
Frank: Well, invite her the next time were going out!
Helen: I will! But let me show you some Snapchats I took of her!!
Frank: Uhhh... okay? (Helen is such a Cyberhead... Why can't she just allow Janice to show me her sense humor herself- in real life? Can life ever surprise me anymore?)
by trashtalk09 June 28, 2018
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