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Early Cuyler

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
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Cuyo

Something that pretends not to be gay but is actually very gay
Stop being such a cuyo
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Cuye

Pro. "Coo-Wee";

A vagina
Bitch, you have one tight cuye!!
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el cuycuy

mira, el cuycuy!(if you are bilingually impaired, this means "oh shit the mexican boogie man!")
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Cuyler

Cuyler can be a boys name or a girls name. Cuyler is nice, funny, good looking, smart, loved to just be themselves, and likes to goof off.
Cuyler was so funny today!
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Gert de Cuyper

Belgian artist born in 1984 known from several works (cowboy brain, mistor I don't feel like, the bathtub,...)

dutch: Cuyper was also a profession practiced in the medievil times

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"
'I can see you are a true cuyper maker'
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Cuyler

Pimp motherfucking C. Known to be a mack straight out of the trap. Usually asked to massage female genitalia. Opens door for people, well mannered, a true gentlemen, who can flip real quick to get crunk on a bitch.
Does anyone know of a Cuyler near by? My chesticals hurt.
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