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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
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Cuttlefish

GWAR's lead throat thing Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish as evidence.
by jägermonsta November 10, 2008
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Cuttlefish

A talented cross dresser, who randomly flashes his testicles at people for the shock value.
Joe was hitting on this hot chick at the bar when-SURPRISE!-she turned out to be a cuttlefish.
by cephalopod lover October 20, 2010
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Cuttlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish for evidence.
by jägermonsta November 11, 2008
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cuttlefish

n. - one who is bad. The name is derived from that of the cephalopod, which looks as though it would be a poor kisser. The slimy, moist, decidedly unsolid appearance of the creature also no doubt contribute to the use of its name this context.
That guy Emily hooked up with last night was a total cuttlefish, always ramming his tongue down her throat. gross.
by knut September 26, 2004
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Cuttlefish That Loves Diving

The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
I love Cuttlefish That Loves Diving i love all of his works!!
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
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Callie Cuttlefish

I worship Callie Cuttlefish because she is best Squid Sister
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