cuttlefishing

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!

Used when upset with another person, with no intention whatsoever of using a knife to literally cut them. Started with a 20-somethings white girl with a bad attitude only when appropriate. Pair with a gangsta roll- this one is a classic.

Erika: "Angie, I don't think I'm going out tonight, I just don't feel that well, and last night was pretty rough."
Angie: "I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!

by *JuiCy TinKs* May 6, 2009

Cutlass

1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.

1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!

by Arran January 3, 2005

Hot Butter Cuttlefish

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.

That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.

by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 8, 2009

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

Love cutlass

Love cutlass is a nautical term that refers the male penis

The Captain just took me onto the poop deck to show me his love cutlass

by Keeno69 March 25, 2021

awkward cuttlefish

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

by loveotters21 June 1, 2010