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Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.
I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet
by TK52 November 16, 2009
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cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 17, 2003
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cuntbagle

1. When a woman has puffy vagina lips, in such a way that her cunt looks like a toasty bagle.

2. An individual who is a fuckass, dick, tool, prick, bitch, cockbag, douche, or twatwaffle, or any combination of the above.

3. a gross bagle
1. "Dude monica has a cuntbagle and its awesome!!!"

2. Doctor: You have AIDS.
Patient: You're a cuntbagle.

3. I ain't eatin that cuntbagle, its been there for three weeks!
by Ross Mitch July 16, 2007
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CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
by suomyuouA December 4, 2018
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cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.
I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.
by Raspy32 January 8, 2016
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Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
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cuntwaffle

Often heard emanating from the mouths of conspiracy theorists APD.
What a load of cuntwaffle APD.
by pizzaAPD November 23, 2016
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