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Cunted

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.
Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"
by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019
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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.
"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."
by spookfish March 10, 2015
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Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.
"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"
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cunted

very drunk
We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
by Bob C December 20, 2002
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Cunted as Fuck

A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.
ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'
by Emma November 18, 2004
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un-cunted

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.
When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.
by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011
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