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cuntaholic

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object
Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this
by J-Narth November 28, 2009
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Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.
by Olia March 23, 2008
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cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
by blakeibus November 1, 2006
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Cuntahontis

Someone who is a cunt, but worse.
Boy 1: Lucy won't answer my calls.

Boy 2: What a cuntahontis!
by ramirezmakemeasandwhich July 11, 2010
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Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008
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cuntass

Noun.

A person or thing that doesnt comply to what you want or is generally in some way annoying or irritating.

See also:
fucker, cunt, twat
Jamie is a cuntass.
My boss is a cuntass.
by Nonameo July 15, 2008
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