Cuntism

A strict religious group that worships the vagina. During the month of January members of the cuntist sect eat and drink only pussy. This festival is called Eat Pussy Month, or more commonly Fuck Yeeeaaaah Month. There is a competition to the best pussy eater at the end of the holiday.

The priest at the Holy Church of Cuntism is giving a sermon on 69ing this sunday

by E-jay June 13, 2006

Cuntism

The thoughts that go through the proof readers at urbandictionary.Com as they approve ridiculous words like "Christmoween" but can't seem to find the humor in your submission.

Wow the people at urbandictionary.Com must have their head full of cuntism to not notice that "Christmoween" isn't funny.

by EhHeIsFullOfShitAnyways October 1, 2014

cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

by nastynick69 November 8, 2009

cuntacism

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

contanister

1. A canister shaped container used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

2. A woman's ass that is used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

1. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

2. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

by Glenn Steckler January 14, 2004

cuntasm

when a typically nice, friendly female has short, intense bursts of bitchy behavior

"What's wrong with Lisa?"

"I don't know. She's always in such a good mood but everytime I even look at her she has a cuntasm and turns into a bitch."

by Hoot Clark December 3, 2009

cuntabiss

The act of smuggling cannabis through the vagania

Hey becky! I managed to smugle cuntabiss through the air port

by Asdasowncarrots December 2, 2017