cuntacious

A manner in which a person acts like cunt.

Stop being so cuntacious. Des, stop acting cuntaciously, you obnoxious cunt.

by Dave Gal May 15, 2006

cuntacism

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

Cuntaciousness

adj. (1)The present mannerisms represented by generally cuntacious behavior. (2) The manner with which one will present a cunt-like attitude for reasons unknown. (3) Blatant, most times provoked negativity from a walking rotten vagina. (4) Rancid smell downwind of a very obese person whose gender is a mystery, but seems to have one thousand or more vaginas all over his or her body.

I can see all you really want to do is wallow in your cuntaciousness.

by Jaard July 11, 2011

cuntact

making ceritifiable contact with the cunt

He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.

by R. Shah January 25, 2006

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

Cuntalitis

noun.
A chronic, yet also contagious form of Cunt in which one said woman (yet has been proven in some cases of men) are perpetual constant cunts.

Ann Coulter suffers from cuntalitis.

by HorribleTerrible July 3, 2009

cuntagitator

(n) a device or series of devices used to arouse a female by manipulating the clitoris or other vaginal area. a homosexual male may also use such a device for stimulation of the anus. (GOD I HOPE NOT, BUT...)

ken wasnt sure what to buy barbie for her birthday when archie suggested buying that cockshopper a cuntagitator.

by sgt horse August 13, 2006