Blunt Cunt

A person (usually female) who simultaneously smokes marijuana and is a huge bitch. bitch stoner

Girl: Did you know Rachel has loads of pot in her car?
Guy: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Girl: Never knew she was such a blunt cunt.

by GregariousDude April 15, 2015

blunt cunt

When someone tells you the truth bluntly and doesn't sugarcoat it in any way at all but instead, delivers the truth in the rudest and worst way possible.

She told me that if I don't get my gap tooth fixed, I'll look like a hillbilly for the rest of my life and no one will take me seriously. She's such a blunt cunt.

by GreenJesus May 10, 2018

Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.

Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!

by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.

Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.

by leoladu March 25, 2020

cuntblunt

1) Street word for tampon

2) Meaning dumb assed vagina.

She was such a cuntblunt yeterday.

by Ali Tyler March 26, 2008

Cuntbluster

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.

DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.

by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015