Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

cuntmuffin

An annoying mexican. Typically one that thinks shes hot, but in reality, a fat whore.

she is being such a cuntmuffin!

by personthatliveshere October 20, 2008

Cuntmuffin

This is a word defining either an insult to another being or a big mountain biking ramp!

You Cuntmuffin

Lets go ride the cuntmuffin

by leeway January 15, 2006

Cuntmuffin

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

by Gowzord April 2, 2008

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cuntmuffin

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

Cuntmuffin

noun.

1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man

3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid

CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."

by Shiara January 6, 2014