cunttosser

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)

The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.

by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

cuntos

The greek word for cunt

You are a pure cuntos

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004

Cuntosaurus

Nobody truly knows the exact origin of the Cuntosaurus as they disguise themselves as everyday objects, animals and even humans however never as themselves due to the general nature of this elusive pain in the arse beast.

What a Cuntosaurus Rex.

Your perhaps the cuntiest of all the Cuntosaurus Rex.

by Cuntosaurus Rex Hunter May 28, 2019

Drivus cuntosauri

Pseudo Latin plural form for terrible drivers.
Singular would be drivus cuntosaur.

Man, we need signs warning you to watch out for drivus cuntosauri, there's a plethora of them out here today!

by E pluribus anus January 9, 2023

cuntosphere

An aura that surrounds a cunt. In near proximity it's slight odor, and gravity, can become suffocating, and in extreme cases suck you in.

Doug's cuntosphere was so bad yesterday that I nearly suffocated.

by pfubs June 19, 2014

Cuntosity

(noun) the state of being a cunt.

That broad is probably ragging it this week; I can feel the cuntosity in the air.

by aHugeFuckingDouche September 25, 2008