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cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you
"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 February 20, 2004
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Cvntmuffin

A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.
Noun: "That girl over there is a cvntmuffin."
Verb: "Stop touching my cvntmuffin!"
by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013
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Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.
John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.
by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017
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Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.
" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "
by Newblord. June 22, 2003
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cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
by maybelle June 19, 2007
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Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin
by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
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