cumpidgeon

An individual, often female, who retreats before an onslaught of ejaculate much as a flock of pidgeons will scatter when you run at them.

The Iron Cocksman unleashed his mighty load in a torrential outpouring of magmatic semen, only to have the dirty cumpidgeon avert her face.

by Craig Horny July 16, 2008

Cumdiddlyumpster

A person, usually a female who has loose morals similar to a slut and usually has unprotected sex.

That cumdiddlyumpster has sunk the titanic too many times and without a rubber, she practically leaves a snail trail!

by Daknee September 10, 2010

curvid

Curve-like or describing a curve or curves.

That fence is curvid in shape.

by SeanMurface April 25, 2006

Cumcide

The act of ejaculating into your own mouth and choking, resulting in death.

Did you hear about what happened to Jared?

Yeah, he totally commited Cumcide last night.

by Lorenzo Sanchez May 4, 2011

Cumsiderate

The act of making sure your partner reaches climax before you do

Man - "What feels best for you. I want you to go as much as you want before I go"

Woman - "You are so sweet. Thats very cumsiderate of you"

by SkubaJG September 28, 2011

Cumlidascope

When a man ejaculates in a person's eyes causing the person to see stars.

My boyfriend is such an asshole. He gave ma a cumlidascope and I couldn't see straight for ten minutes.

by Scroboo May 12, 2018

cumside

Cum on one side of the blanket and then flip it so you can cuddle under it without risk of cum on your body. If you then want to lick the cum you reach over and pick some of that side with your hand.

Almost slept in the cum side.
My Girl cleaned the entire cumside with her toungue yesterday

by Bappo June 17, 2018