cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.

If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld

by Seng@ December 30, 2019

caternal

Like maternal, but instead of intense motherly tendencies towards a human, motherly tendencies towards a cat or cats.

"Where'd she go?"

"She got all caternal and started chasing that stray cat down an alley."

by chelseD July 15, 2010

Cumberdale

A sperm filled cucumber

I just had a Cumberdale

by iAdam____ February 4, 2014

cumeral

a funeral where you cum on the dead body

it is time for the cumeral

by emirierisu March 14, 2018

Cumenal

A place where men excrete their jizzum upon. Also known as a bitches face.

Hey, tonight I am going to visit my cumenal.

by Smokealotopotomus420 November 30, 2011

cunterdale

the word you use to call someone who has pissed you off in a jokingly manner.

How dare you throw that slice of cheese at me! You cunterdale!

by wafflesandweed April 18, 2017

Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.

That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!

by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009