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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance
1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period
i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.
by boogyman222 January 30, 2006
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cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain
"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"
by magical_pony October 30, 2019
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Cumstant

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!
by July_ April 17, 2022
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camstain

A mark from a bodily fluid created by thinking of or physically seeing NBA superstar Cam Reddish.
Todd: Yo did you see Cam Reddish's 720 dunk?

Ned: Hell yeah I got a camstain
by lil bag December 11, 2020
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cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank
damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
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