Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumaract

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
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Circa 2018: Peej

by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cumorse

Remorse felt after cumming on a woman you actually care about. Sets in after orgasm when you realize she's a human being and someone's daughter.

(Origin: Fanarchy podcast)

I felt cumorse right after I came on my girlfriend's face.

by NotLindsay January 14, 2017

Camora

She is beautiful,outgoing,crazy,she speak her mind and she don’t care if she hurt your feelings she is a very loving person just don’t try her.

Camora is a very well know person

by Fineasscoco April 21, 2019

Cimorelli

They are six amazing sisters who sing songs. They have really beautiful voices. Their names (in order of age are) Christina, Katherine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren and Dani. They are all amazingly talented and are super pretty and funny. Watch their videos on Youtube, you will become obsessed!!! OMG! They are just so perfect!!!

"Hey! Have you heard Cimorelli's cover of Stronger?"
"Yeah! The video was so pretty and it sounded so good! How many times did you watch it?"
"Only 20 times!!!!! I'm gonna go watch their other videos now and cry about how amazing they are, and I am just me :,("

by ikrsotrue May 22, 2013

Cumfortable

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

by D404 November 9, 2011

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021