by LilDurksGrillz September 14, 2020
Get the Cummerman mug.1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
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Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
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Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
Get the cummer's remorse mug.This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
Get the Cummer's Remorse mug.The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
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by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
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Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
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by phunneh February 11, 2010
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Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”
Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”
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