Cumhate

The natural instant brains switch between love and hate and realisation what your cock is actually in.

cumhate is the feeling when you are out on a night out you pick up the special girl and take her home. you are in drunk love with this girl and as you start fucking her realise she is the one then bam the moment you cum you realise what you have just done and the feeling of regret and the thought how you get the fuck out of there enter your mind

by walcot123 December 12, 2010

cummuter

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.

example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!

by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011

Jiggy Cumwater

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank

That dude is such a jiggy cumwater

by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

Cummute

The journey one must take on their way to a booty call. Usually used in cases of longer distance traveling e.g. out of town.

"You still bangin' that one chick?"

"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"

"That's one hell of a cummute"

by Breendo November 11, 2011

Cummage

When you have huge ejaculation and the force of your cum causes damage to something in the house

I was banging Maria last night and as I blew my load sideways over her tits my cum knocked the photo frame off her bedside table – caused some serious cummage

by Cumm dumpa July 24, 2013

cumeater

a person who is down to do anything even eat cum

ay that evan is such a cumeater

by NotDaBaby December 20, 2022

Worsal cummage

When cum dries in the hair to make it stick out like Worsal's straw wig.

Pulled it out of her mouth and jazzed in her barnet. Ten minutes later she looked like Worsal Cummage.

by Tigermoff October 21, 2019