Cumcussin

When someone swears while having an orgasm

Oh fuck oh shit oh yessss fuckkkkkkkk

Damn I had her cumcussin last night

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 6, 2021

Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009

cumfused

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

cumfused

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

Cumcussion

Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.

Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.

Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.

The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.

"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"

by Mister Muff June 23, 2016

Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

cumpussy

The damaged somewhat odorous remains of a vagina after it's received numerous ejactulations by multiple suitors within a 24-hour period.

Female Bartender: "Stay back, I smell like cumpussy."

by Vinny VanderMolen December 20, 2013