cumbola

Three day cum load

wife is on the rag.......thus I have cumbola

by The Basturd Child September 13, 2010

Cumclasm

When two gay or straight male friends face each other standing up. They then masturbate to see if they can cum at the same time with their respective penises pointed directly across from each other. The two male friends then ejaculate simultaneously into each other's streams as they orgasm. The cum streams intertwine and proceed to enter the other partner's urethra, in which it nestles, having symbolized their joining of sperm forever. This whole act is a cumclasm.

If one of these partners came first, then he had the dominant specimen, and any time the partner who lost engages in the same competition with someone else, they immediately become 10 times more cum first because of the presence of the dominant sperm in their urethra.

"Dude, my girlfriend hasn't jacked me off in weeks, I don't know what to do,"

"Bro, I can help you with that. I bet you can't cum first if we had a cumclasm!"

"Dude, I so can!"

"Let's go bro! Cumclasm time!"

by BlabTRGH September 7, 2012

Cumolagist

Cumolagist stems from the word cumology meaning someone who's into just drinking seman breakfast lunch and dinner or someone just on the hunt to drain dicks

Man check out Sally. I know she's a cumolagist

by Bills rv service August 10, 2019

cumcoma

The instant coma-like fatigue one gets straight after sex.

After one ejaculates their in a cumcoma.

“Go get some tissue's”
- I can’t move, I’m in a cumcoma.

by Fabio F June 18, 2022

Cumculator

a calculater specifically to calculate your total cum

how much do you cum normaly

wait let me get my cumculator

by fenrislittlewolfie March 19, 2024