cumcoma

The instant coma-like fatigue one gets straight after sex.

After one ejaculates their in a cumcoma.

“Go get some tissue's”
- I can’t move, I’m in a cumcoma.

by Fabio F June 18, 2022

Cum Coma

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.

Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!

by Sniper Sam September 6, 2010

cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.

"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...

by Jason Howard February 22, 2008

Cumcromancer

Someone who reuses things they've cummed in or on. typically fabrics, plastics or living things.

"I hate that my dad reuses the same condom every day with me, he's what you'd call a cumcromancer".

by Gsage May 7, 2020

Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends

Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma

by Hewmew October 15, 2017

cumcola

The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.

I did a line of cumcola.

by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

cum coma

The tiredness and need for sleep one feels (especially males) after orgasm.

Cum comaring

Man I came hard, now im falling into a cum coma.

by this is me 123 November 22, 2011