Cumcano

the acting cumming in ass then having that person fart directly into your mouth blasyingnout all the semen.

Man1: dude I came in my girls ass and we pulled an accidental cumcano. *goes in for a high five*

Man2: Johnathan that was your mother she came to visit you in the asylum you've been locked up for 8 years

Man1 so no high five *lowers hand*

by Herbert joemingo January 6, 2020

cumtainer

a container that is stored with cum you can always use just in case you run out. It’s like having your very own sperm bank

damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.

Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer

by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021

cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

cumcaine

cumcaine is the dried white cum-flakes that a cadet scrapes and shakes out of other cadets' jockstaps and then snorts like cocaine.

I five-finger discounted some jockstraps from the cadet locker-room in the gym, and now I'm gonna snort some cumcaine.

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Cumcaine

Cum which has been snorted by a female after giving head to a male.

James: "Hey John how was night last night?"
John: "It was great man! I was getting head from Sarah last night and I made her snort my cum."
James: "Sick bro! She snorted some cumcaine"

by Count Booty Bandit July 1, 2015

cupcaine

Usually a cocaine or other drug filled Cupcake. Used at parties.

"Hey, I made some Cupcaine for the party this weekend."
"Looks like that girl got into the Cupcaine!"

by xX_Popsicle_Xx March 14, 2018

C.V.P. CUMTAINER

The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"

My step-sister was late to the kids birthday party because she was in an C.V.P. cumtainer

by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021