Cumbrushing

When a guy cums on a girl's teeth and then rubs his dick on her teeth. The cum acting as the toothpaste and the dick acting as the toothbrush.

Jake was cumbrushing Sally last weekend, and now Sally has shiny white teeth

by GigantorMaxypad October 2, 2009

cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

by terp town February 26, 2023

Cumducting

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.

Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!

by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008

Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.

"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."

by Gide October 2, 2006

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006