cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

by I just exist February 12, 2021

Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022

Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.

"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

Cumbrella

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

by mecp007 September 21, 2014