Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

cumbalaya

A mixture of cum and vaginal fluid that a man consumes when he ejaculates into a woman's vagina and then immediately eats her out.

Joe enjoys a healthy serving of cumbalaya from Jane's sweet pussy.

by chiefcumbalaya April 17, 2014

Combolationship

Derived from facebook. People whose relationship status changes often

Neph: I am in complicated relationship that has made me a single married widow

One: Damn that is some combolationship!

by Nephanie225 December 14, 2009

National Cumblast Your Mom Day

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

by your cumblasted mom June 15, 2020

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

cumblast

To shower a girl in loads of cum, preferably on the face but the tits will do nicely as well.

There's nothing better than seeing a hot, big-titted girl get cumblasted.

by captainmarvel September 11, 2004

CumBolt

a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt

Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.

by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018