cumbat

When u want to cum so much u screem but it never comes out

"Did you hear what Ella's brother did last night, he was doing a cumbat"

by Erro August 17, 2016

Mortal Cumbat

When you are piledriving a girl and when you are about to ejaculate so you dropkick her so her spine bends to her front so she breaks her back and or neck, then you cum on her screaming FLAWLESS VICTORY

Did you her Kevin Mortal Cumbated Nico and was arrested

by RedYetiGorillaz February 21, 2014

CumBolt

a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt

Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.

by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018

peter north cumbath

gettin creamed on by peter north

boy was mikey's face white after he received a peter north cumbath

by roy October 26, 2004

cumbot

a mechanical sex toy that shoots artificial seamen

the cumbot shot a load in her mouth

by jedi masterbater789 October 3, 2008

cumbath

The worst level of humanity you can think of. If you are classified as a "cumbath," then don't expect to find a high paying job, an attractive wife, or any amount of happiness in your life. Your only hope is to be covered in the wonderful biological man-substance known as "cum." You'll be poor and probably sell pencils in a little tin cup, but you will be always warm due to the eternal baths of creamy ball butter that is expunged upon your corpulence. Enjoy it, you douchebag, or should I say, "cumbath."

God dammit, Subin and Screech are such monstrous cumbaths. They just watch Seinfeld and eat Japanese food. Bunch of cumbaths!!"

by Litterbean December 28, 2005

Cumboard

The act of ejaculating onto something such as a couch or a bed, and covering up the stain by dumping water on it.

Mark: "Hey goober, whats this stain on the couch?"
Goober: "Oh, that's just some water I spilled earlier. Just ignore it."
Mark: "You sure you didn't Cumboard the couch?"

by EpicMan949 January 19, 2023