Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.

Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

cuntblister

an actual blister on your cunt.

Woman-"Yo' man I got a huge ass cuntblister"

Man-"eww, wtf..."

by coyle7401 December 12, 2015

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cumclusters

Another hip name for crack cocaine

Hey Tony, got any cumclusters?

by Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppsssss May 21, 2018

Cumblastee

A person who receives a heavy load of cum known as a cumblast. Cumblastees may experience mild discomfort or extreme pain depending on the velocity of the cumblast and its momentum.

Hey baby! You're about to become a cumblastee! Grrhghhh...

by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020

The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.

Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.

by Ostronius March 11, 2023

cumbuster

When you are getting a blowjob and are uncircumcised and your foreskin explodes like a balloon from the pressure of being blown into.

Dam that Asian hooker gave me a real cumbuster, haven't pissed right in a week.

by Anti asian August 24, 2017