mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.

My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.

by that girl over there 00000 January 1, 2009

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cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

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cumbrian

used as an insult (or compliment) for when someone is being too horny on main

toby is being such a cumbrian

by jeonnomwoo July 17, 2019

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cumbrian

a slang term for somebody being horny on twitter

"you're being a cumbrian"

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Cumblainer

Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.

Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.

I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.

by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021

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