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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard
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by School shoot May 16, 2022
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You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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I'm Gonna Cum On You

A meaningful phrase used in wholesome TikTok lives and congratulating your teammates/opponents in games. It doesn't have a specific meaning just used on anything happy/wholesome.
Example 1:
Other Team Wins:

You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 2:
TikTok live with people with disabilities and terminal illness
You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 3:
Friend: I can't believe I beat you in that race
You: I'm gonna cum on you
by Wholesome gamer May 11, 2023
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National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 3, 2024
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Young, dumb, and full of cum

To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”
Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.

Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.

Or

Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.

Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry
what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry
by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013
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