Cuntalappa

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cuntainer

Female Genitalia.

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.

by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009

Cuntagonist

A female with a bad personality. A cunt who starts drama and antagonizes people.

That cuntagonist started the fight between her lovers.

by Terriblah January 10, 2009

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

cuntacular

Someone that is a cunt to spectacular degree.

Cuntacular people think that being manipulative is the way to get ahead but being good person genuinely matters and pays off in the long run.

Wow that bitch was cuntacular, I'm gonna deck her if we ever cross paths again.

by Sich Darya September 6, 2011

cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

by Schlecky July 20, 2010