muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.

oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer

by big rodge December 19, 2010

Cuffer boy

A pussy boy who falls for bitches easily and never listens to his boys adivice kisses every hoe he talks to but most of the time doesn't fuck them only the ones he cuff does he actualy fuck

Look at that cuffer boy

by Ghr April 14, 2015

bread cuffer

someone who uses bread as an handkerchief

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer

by 'WooFer' April 6, 2010

carrot cuffer

a male who masturbates

we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation

by justmyself December 28, 2007

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011

Cuffered

When something is utterly fucked up in a construction environment. Named after Johnny Cuffer. A mealy mouth, insolant retard who wears all of the appropriate contractor style clothes to hide his ineptatude. Also drives very large FORD trucks to disguise his penis size.

"Hey! Who Cuffered up the cords?"
"Damn, that wall is Cuffered!"
"Hey, who Cuffered up the Porta John?"
"Man, he got Cuffered."

by Abbyeye April 16, 2005

Four-cuffer

If an officer puts cuffs on you and you have one set on, that makes you a one-cuffer. When you are too "large" for one pair of cuffs, you become a two-cuffer and so on....

Damn that fat @$$ is a Four-cuffer!!!!

by Panelopee Poopnpeeshake April 2, 2009