Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020

cuddlelocked

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021