American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

crescenta valley high school

overcrowded school where cheerleaders think they're the shit and everyone wears hollister. asians over populate any other race in that school.

you're korean? do you go to crescenta valley high school?

by cvsucks April 18, 2008

pubescent

pu·bes·cent (Noun)

1 : arriving at or having reached puberty
2 : of or relating to puberty
From the Latin pubescens, (to become hairy, downy, or an adult)

Alex is a pubescent boy since he has started puberty.

by Khorne May 1, 2008

pre-pubescent

1. someone who is yet to start puberty
2. pubeless

1. "sprout a pube ya pre-pubescent twat!"

by raaay August 5, 2006

Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 March 2, 2011

Crescent City, FL

A place where illegal Mexicans come to grow marijuana and play soccer

Guy A: "hey have u ever been to Crescent City, FL bruhh?"
Guy B: "yea man I bought some crippy from a Mexican there"
Guy A: "palatka is better lol"
Guy B: " I know"

by Nofatchicks November 28, 2013

pre-cougescent

A woman who is not quite ready to date a cub, shop at Chico's and embrace her cougar nature.

I don't want to go see that classic rock cover band; the audience will be full of cougars and I'm pre-cougescent.

by etothem June 9, 2011