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Christofer

The sweetest guy alive. He's caring, understanding, and loves to love. He can tell when you're sad, and he'll try to pick you up. He'll make you laugh, and cry laughing.
I don't deserve Christofer
by Bester Bitch April 20, 2019
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Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018
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Christofer Drew Fetish

When you get sexual arousal from the thought of Christofer Drew, the singer in nevershoutnever!
"Dude Cain looke its Christofer Drew"
"Haha now i got a boner"
"Oh, You must have a Christofer Drew Fetish"
by johnnnnnny6 April 19, 2010
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Crysterbation

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.
by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007
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cristofher

A Cristofher is a really special person. He goes by the nickname cris. He has the best personality. A really great dancer. This boy is an animal lover. He loves music. He has the cutest face. He’s overprotective but that’s because he cares of what’s his. He will always be there for you. When he’s sad he will hide it. On his worst days he will always find a way to find positivity. If you ever meet a Cristofher stick with him you won’t regret it.
I wish I meet a Cristofher
by Mi huevo November 24, 2018
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Christofer Drew

Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3
Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.
by Mrs.DesDesIngle December 16, 2011
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Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021
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