Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

Cristen

Better than the best.

You are so Cristen! terrifiec awsome bootilicious brilliant

by pdempsy February 2, 2010

Cristen

A girl who is sexy,smart,and perfect.

Cristen is the girl I`ve always wanted.

by Justinnn January 26, 2008

Cristen

An absolutely beautiful person. She is smart, funny, beautiful and the best daughter anyone could ask for.

please be a cristen

by crismom November 30, 2011

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

Crystun

A "unique" spelling of the traditional name "Kristen". It gives a new spin on the lame everyday bullshit. She is beautiful and she is my siter and I love her. :)

"Crystun is simply amazing."
"Crystun can make it through any hardships"

by MonkieLove17 February 22, 2009

CrysTina

It means Crystal Meth low key word for dealing used in alot of lyrics in Music

(Tina) for abbreviation

Can you brimg back CrysTina to the party? Because last night she was Fire !

by L!L 3V!L September 27, 2018